Friday, October 23, 2009

Thankful to be alive!

It's been a long time since I last wrote. Frankly, I needed some time to recover from a very traumatic incident. I was a victim of attempted Bobble-cide.

I'm not sure what prompted it. I was just minding my own business at my desk, when all of a sudden I was grabbed by a very important person in the company. I didn't feel like I could really say anything, after all, she is the boss. So I just sat patiently waiting for her to finish her examination. Next thing I know, I'm hurtling towards the floor. Before I could really feel any fear, bobble met floor and there was a distinct crunching sound.

There wasn't any physical pain (since, well, I'm a bobble), but my heart aches when I think of my once perfect jawline that is now forever flawed.

Do you think it makes me look less bossly?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

What a day!

My day started off normally – I arrived early at work. Noting that no one was dedicated enough to be there that early, I headed down to the gym for a workout.

I did my usual 30 minutes on the treadmill.


And then busted a sweat on the weight machine.



Whew! Definitely needed a drink after that!



Then I headed upstairs. I checked my email, and attended a few meetings.



Stew wanted to discuss some numbers.



I talked to Christina about some new ideas I had. She didn’t seem very receptive.



Margaret wanted to discuss corporate IT strategy. I wish she would just help me figure out how to add an app to my Blackberry.



I showed off my new iPhone to the ICG guys. They thought it was cool. Because it is. Oh yeah.


Then I headed off to HR to meet with Trish. She and I discussed some totally confidential stuff. Can’t get into it now, cuz it’s confidential. Seriously.



After that I met with Donna. I guess it went well. Well, except for all the yelling and pointing.



That was a pretty busy morning – I needed a break! Time for some lunch…



Back to work. I took a call from a reporter who wanted to interview me. Important people have to do that kind of stuff.



After the interview, I went to the team meeting. I was pretty excited – because even though I didn’t make a big deal about it – today was my birthday! I couldn’t wait to see what the team had in store for me.

I walked into the room...and nothing. Just a regular old meeting.



No cake. No streamers. No presents. Not a single flake of confetti. I tried not to show my disappointment. But I think a few of them might have seen a little resin tear slide down my molded cheek.

I can’t remember what happened after that – I was too shocked. I know I talked for awhile. I think I lost their attention at one point.



I decided that I really needed to address their lack of enthusiasm for my birthday – but I didn’t know how to bring it up with them. A little research was in order.



All that reading tired me out, so I decided to grab a quick snack.



As I was eating my tasty banana, I noticed that all of my employees were heading - nay, SNEAKING, into the boardroom. Were they plotting against me? Why was I not invited to this secret meeting? I stormed into the boardroom – ready to read them the riot act.

Surprise!


Oh me. Oh my. They didn’t forget! It was all a ruse! I should have known they wouldn’t forget. After all, I was the boss! How could they forget my birthday!?!? I mean, who is more important in their lives than me? No one, that’s who!

I’m so glad they remembered. I would have hated to have to fire them all....(sort of)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Brrrrrrrrr!


The office was so cold today, I had to borrow Lora's snuggy.

I'm sure she won't mind. How could she, I'm the boss?

Friday, September 4, 2009

BAD DAY!

Someone brought a kid into the office today.

Who brings kids to the office? They are all screamy and germy and drooly.

How am I ever going to get the cooties out of my hair?

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

First Post!

Well, it's about time I created a blog of my own. After all, I am the boss.

I think I will use this blog to document my adventures in bossing.